• Lettuce eat lettuce@lemmy.ml
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      4 days ago

      It is if you get your ass spanked hard while it happens, which fairly accurately describes what’s been happening to Intel in the last year or so lol.

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          4 days ago

          The best most effective kind of spanking is a crowded spanking. Really drives the point.

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            4 days ago

            I would imagine the efficient way, in a scenario where only a single one is being spanked by a crowd of many, would be to tie him to a bdsm chair on wheels or even tracks & have his butt paraded (at some speed) in front of rows (or a giant circle) of people.

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                3 days ago

                I just can’t get it patented!
                (Something about "a train" already being a different sex thing)

                I’ll make a kickstarter (or similar better provider) about it.

                It will run on solar energy & get up to 30kmph, so spankers need only to hold out their hands or paddles & the little TrampTram™®© will provide them the spankees butt already presented at desired speed.

                If I lived in the USA I would market this as a judicial and prison tool as well, public spankings is a tradition we gave up for no good reason at all.