No it’s an FBI honeypot
It’s a CIA honeypot where the goal is to trick FBI agents into thinking its an FBI honeypot.
Get pranked lmao
this comment gave me havana syndrome
NSA malding rn that they didn’t think of this first
“Ah hell! Not again…”
If it is this is the least sexy honeypot I’ve ever seen
The first volcel honeypot
It’s Hegemonically-based organic cointelpro. Western leftists only know shit post, struggle session, and doom.
Bit idea: we turn the CIA into a Hexbear honeypot
I don’t think the vegan comrades would support that
Okay so instead of a honeypot we’ll use our vegans as thirst traps.
Yes.
[VENT POST]:
Honeypot? YEAH RIGHT! The mods here make my job so fucking hard. I work at Langley and I’m responsible for reporting leftists who post too good so they can be injected with cringe takes and nanobots. I’ve done it maybe 14 times and still my colleagues and boss treat me with so much disrespect. Even my work crush, Sam, says that “work that can be done in your sweatpants doesn’t count as real spy work.”
That’s all well and good, right? But it doesn’t stop there. None of my agitprop makes a dent in Hexbear morale! I had to personally make a 6 figure deal trafficking arms in Africa to get lemmy.world to speak ill of Hexbear and it looks like it didn’t even move the needle a millimeter!! I had Havana syndrome for 3 weeks cause some asshole kids in the Congo kept calling me a suit and pointing their microwave at me! All of my agitprop goes straight into the dunk tank or, ugh, the dredge tank. And then the annoying fucking admins won’t even give me a backdoor API of all the posts, so I have to check posts by hand. It doesn’t help that my mandatory AI assistant, Intelligent Ian, hallucinates 90% of the problematic posts on the site making my job 10x harder.
So no, it’s not really a honeypot, it’s more like a vat of fucking vinegar. This shit sucks!!!
Incredible. Tagline please
That’s the biggest compliment you can give me, thank you. If I have a choice, it’d be the line
I had Havana syndrome for 3 weeks cause some asshole kids in the Congo kept calling me a suit and pointing their microwave at me!
I think the whole thing should be tagline tbh. It’s fucking great. I don’t know who decides these things though
but it’s really good. Made me actually lol!
it warms my heart. I also have some posts strewn about the website bemoaning my rival, Johnathan China, who is embraced by the community. The search function would find them
Hexbear is a communist honey pot. Once upon a time I came here a confused and slightly outraged lib, now I’m the one true leftist.
CIA, Give me a sense of community and my posting is yours!
If the mods are CIA agents I have to admit they’re pretty based
I like honey 😋🍯🐻
I like pot
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if so it’s fucking bullshit, I ain’t got sunked off even once
wait y’all are getting honey from this?
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I am the honey.
spoiler
it’s a Coast Guard honeypot
