Combat knife… What the actual fuck.
Seen in this clip
I am not going to that URL, but I’m predicting that even at “20%” off that knife is a bad deal.
Resident knife dweeb here. You all know me; my credentials are in my post history. I am a veritable connoisseur of crap exactly like this.
These twerps can cry “patriot” as much as they want, but this is a piece of shit OEM knife from China. The factory will do you any printing you want on the handle for a trivial upcharge. For instance, this looks an awful lot like the Top Quest T27019 (page 5, catalog here) or myriad other similar knockoff junk. The unit cost on this type of thing is about $2 each in bulk, for instance like this. Give me half an hour and I can probably figure out who the actual supplier is.
Some rat bastard is laughing all the way to the bank with these.
In case you were wondering, they are charging $69, while saying you’re saving “$100+”
They’re also saying it’s a limited-stock item with only 150 ever made. Sure, buddy.
They’re also selling a pack of crappy trump-themed memorabilia, a plane model, a blanket that’s supposedly “Trump” themed but has no trump branding, and a crappy electric lighter I’ve seen thousands of on Aliexpress.
If I had had the money in 2016, I would gladly be that rat bastard. It was obvious then that magtards would buy anything with dipshit’s name on it, and you could easily slap a banner on your website that “10% of your purchase will be donated to conservative* causes.” With a disclaimer that stipulates that conservative in this case is conservation or that it’s net proceeds after costs, and include salaries and political donations in costs. Political donations in this case actually referring to planned parenthood or blue campaigns in battleground states.
Suck money out of idiots and put it to good use.
They’re also saying it’s a limited-stock item with only 150 ever made. Sure, buddy.
Sell 150 each of 100 very slightly different designs, claim they’re all limited edition.
(Or, this being Trump, just outright lie and call it political interference when someone points it out)
Sell 150 each of 100 very slightly different designs, claim they’re all limited edition.
I see you’ve discovered boomer car culture.
It’s a lie. There are thousands available. If you order and they are close to running out, they will have more made.
that’s not even mallninjashit–more like backwoods redneck flea market discount bin shit
Gas station quality
I’ve seen gas stations with a wider selection of knives than an actual knife store, that’s no insult.
Wide selection but are they of high quality?
His followers can’t afford mallninjashit.
I tried to mess with the customer support, but they stayed way too nice, so I felt bad and stopped. .__.
When the grifter has a better customer support than most retail websites…
The day after Trump loses:
- PatriotAddictDeals.com closes shop
- PatriotAddictBargains.net opens for business
- PatriotAddictBargains sales rep: “Sorry, sir, we are a completely different company in a very real and legally-binding sense, and cannot honor a refund for your Trump NFT Ninja Sword. We can, however, offer you a limited-time 10% off coupon for this handsome Trump Ninja Sword display case.”
Just a good business who found a good business
This just reminds me of Rwanda where right before the big one, they started distributing machetes which then were used to chop the opposition to death…
But of course trump wouldn’t do that… Without trying to scam his own voters first, at least.
Made in China with the latest in Tin technology
Is… Is this real? I can no longer tell from this side of the pond
Yes. America has well and truly become a parody of itself.
Wow, that’s… well I don’t even know how to respond
Maybe we should have just stuck with having a king if we were going to end up this way.
You can have ours if you want, he’s a bit wet but at least he believes in environmental things, and I don’t want him!
I don’t even know anymore and I’m over here.
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If anyone would be able to tell the difference between a “combat” knife and a fucking “pocket knife”, you would think it would be the y’all quaeda brigade of Trump supporters. But the fact that they’ll buy this shit up in droves despite knowing damn well it’s not what it’s advertised as just points to how brainwashed these cultists are.
A Pocket knife is one of these: https://www.victorinox.com/de-CH/Produkte/Schweizer-Taschenmesser/Mittlere-Taschenmesser/Swiss-Champ/p/1.6795
I will not accept or tolerate linguistic differences as an excuse, you’re being assimilated. Aswissilated if you want so. This is now a pocket knife, everything else not. I have spoken in my full authority as a owner of one of these.
Hope you have a lovely day, fellow pocket-knife owners.
Nah that’s a knoyfe
Outside of the US or at least outside of English, a Swiss Army Knife is known as a pocket knife, and they’re not always Swiss-made either. As you can see from Victorinox’s own website (and they are the official manufacturer of what Americans call the Swiss Army Knife - which, indeed, got famous because it was used by the Swiss army), they call it a Taschenmesser, where Tasche translates to pocket and… I think you can guess what Messer translates to.
Crikey I feel like over 100 bucks US for a swiss army knife is a bit steep
You know it’s a real combat knife because it has a bottle opener built in. I’m maybe even kidding.
Isn’t that a belt cutter? (hook knife)
You can also see the glass breaker, it’s very common for these knifes to have a belt cutter and a glass breaker
Dual purpose. Actually I tried to look up what they list it as and all I came away with is the perfect discovery of it’s pricepoint:
“20% off”
So they’re offering 20% off the $69 price? Because 185 -> 69 is more than 20%. So then it’s just a clearance item. A shitty clearance knife.
189 -> 69 is also not a $135 savings
20% off $69 makes it $55. $190-$55 is $135 savings.
The savings seem correct, it’s just really confusing.
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Everything about it is obviously wrong. I’ve never seen a better metaphor for american conservatives.
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That shit isn’t worth $10.
Exactly what it looks like, yeah.
Which, as far as I’ve ever heard it, would make it a “folding utility knife”. I’ve also never seen a combat knife without a fixed blade, because… “Hold on let me just unfold my pocket knife so I can combat you!”
Any folding knife, again, as far as I’ve ever seen, would be more likely to be called a tactical knife. Which is just another word for utility folder IMO.
Tati-cool. Useless in practice.
Eh, depends. I used to carry a similar knife when I was a vol FF, because seat belt cutter + glass break is handy, and the blade worked better for clothing caught in something than the belt cutter (belt cutter works best when its taut and flat, since its basically a coupon cutter).
Worked just great for the intended purpose. What its not, however, is more than just a utility folder.
The handle should be made of bone with knobby spurs on it large enough to make it uncomfortable to use.
Is a foldable combat knife a good idea? I’d think you’d want the blade to be fixed
Yes, one would normally prefer a fixed blade.
However, depending on local laws, that may not be possible to carry.
That reminds me, I’m moving soon, I need to check out some various laws for the new place.
Ha ha the poor intern that had to come up with as many descriptions as possible that weren’t "It’s a cheap Chinese knife with Trump printed on it. Must’ve taken the lad ages -
Bold Design: Features a sleek, patriotic design with Trump insignia.
Durable Blade: High-quality construction for both display and practical use.
Collector’s Item: Perfect for any Trump supporter or patriotic memorabilia collection.
Symbol of Patriotism: Show your loyalty to Trump and American values.
Versatile Use: Ideal for display, daily tasks, or as a unique gift.
Limited Edition: A must-have for die-hard Trump fans—grab yours while they last!
Perfect Gift: Great for gifting to fellow patriots or adding to your own collection
Honestly if I had that job I’d just use Aislop
I would just train an AI on trump’s speeches.
“A great knife, one of the best knives in the world. It can kill sharks and batteries. Other knives are baby knives… Oooh watch me, I’m a baby knife, I can only cut diapers, mommy come see how sharp I am. Our knife can also cut diapers by the way, very effectively, I do it all the time.”
A trump LLM sounds like one of those “man made horrors beyond my comprehension” I’ve been hearing so much about.
lol, it’s a folding knife. how fitting 🤣
It’s a Chinese knife in American livery it’s got levels and they’re mostly dumb or crazy and or dumb and crazy.
Fwiw, I don’t think the knife is directly affiliated with Trump; I think they just bought the ad space. I could be wrong though.
Also, that’s not a combat knife. Thats a cheap no-name pocket knife.
Aaaaaand this pales in comparison to all the firearms you can find with Trump’s face engraved on them.
I mean I’m voting against Trump but the temptation to grift his followers is present in the back of my mind!
I won’t lose any sleep over it. Thinking about spraypainting trump on some old pallet wood and selling them on etsy as ‘patriot planks’ for $150 a piece.
Go ahead. Keep some of the cash, donate some to a liberal cause. Don’t feel bad, they’re willing to tank an entire nation for their grift.
Oh no qualms about that just… grifting is a fair amount of work.
Likewise.
And it would just fall apart when opened while someone tries using it during a riot.
“Patriot addict” = “Bad with money.”
