Rules:
- they are in their absolute prime
- they can’t form teams to gang up on anyone. This is a test of individual ability
- no weapons
Lenin was pretty athletic iirc, marx got into a lot of duels but that involved weaponry. I think marx would win most 1v1s if he was given alcohol
The girl reading this.
Capitalists
The capitalists would win because the socialists would be all destroying themselves.
Or they’d be confused and copy them while screaming, “competition breeds innovation!”
Obviously you’re talking about famous leftists, otherwise the answer is some unknown beefy soviet guy.
The correct answer is obviously Gagarin, being of peak physical ability and with a dream in his heart.
Me because I’m the one true leftist and I’m great at beating myself up
Prohably either Goku, or my dad.
Apparently Lenin was a legit weighlifting guy and would bother people about exercise techniques.
But let’s get real: it’d be every Dolph Lundgren late cold war red scare character.
Suprised no one’s mentioned Monkey D Luffy, Warlord of the seas.
I would win by default because there’d be nobody else in the room
If we’re including Red Army enlisted and officer corps or industrial and trade unionists my money’s on one of them by virtue of the level of fitness they usually had to be in their positions.
If it’s pure theoreticians, my money’s on Lenin.
If we’re including Red Army enlisted and officer corps or industrial and trade unionists my money’s on one of them by virtue of the level of fitness they usually had to be in their positions.
It’s probably some Olympian from a socialist country who didn’t fall asleep in class and isn’t a reactionary traitor. That 5 gold medal Cuban wrestler would beat the shit out of the vast majority of leftists.
the bracket choices and seeding matter a lot.
The One True Leftist
That being me, of course.
there ain’t a picture of bill haywood with anyone else where he ain’t the biggest one there, hence the name
paul robeson would give him a run for it though
John Brown.
And he’d probablly use a giant fucking sword to do it.
Depending on whether you think Aleksandr Karelin is a leftist by virtue of being a USSR athlete, probably him