Was working in a grocery store years ago, hippy dippy place, totally focused on fronting/facing shelves.

I hear somebody speaking rapid fire in non-english… German or Dutch or something. Nobody is replying and I figure its somebody on a cell phone.

I look over and see a dude in what I’m guessing is regular Mennonite gettup, slacks, boots, suspenders, button up shit and straw hat holding an iPhone to their ear and my brain was just like, “huh… haven’t seen that before.”