We’re too good at it and instead of staying “on message” would have him start a feud with Mr. Clean for making the magic erasers smaller and not settling down with a Mrs. Clean or something
You know, I’m a Yankees guy and some have said I could’ve been the best ballplayer in New York if I didn’t love doing deals so much, but over in Queens they’ve got the Mets, the New York Mets, great city by the way back with Rudy, but with little Mike Bloomberg and Bumblin’ Bill DeBlasio the new DEI hire guy Patch McAdams or whatever, not so much, but the Mets have a big baseball head guy, great guy, Mr. Met!
And we like that! We like that. And you know what’s even better than Mr. Met? Mr. and Misses Met! Great body on her by the way. Maybe not quite as good as our lovely first lady Melania but not so bad. But the Mets mascots are married, and we love it! We love it. Some have said I’m so good at marriage that I did three just to make tremendous children until we finally got, frankly, the biggest and best one Barron with Melania.
But Mr. Clean’s been very unfair to us with the shrinkflation with the erasers. And I said, well, where’s Mrs. Clean?? And I found out, turns out, there isn’t one. He’s a “confirmed bachelor” folks! That’s okay… they can do marriage now, and possibly divorce just like ordinary folks. But there might be a second Mr. Clean in the future, if you know what I mean and possibly that might be… not so bad. But the Biden shrinkflation with the erasers is killing our country. Just killing us.
Why don’t they just hire someone from Hexbear to fake him instead of some dumbass intern? We’re better Trumps than Trump.
We’re too good at it and instead of staying “on message” would have him start a feud with Mr. Clean for making the magic erasers smaller and not settling down with a Mrs. Clean or something
You know, I’m a Yankees guy and some have said I could’ve been the best ballplayer in New York if I didn’t love doing deals so much, but over in Queens they’ve got the Mets, the New York Mets, great city by the way back with Rudy, but with little Mike Bloomberg and Bumblin’ Bill DeBlasio the new DEI hire guy Patch McAdams or whatever, not so much, but the Mets have a big baseball head guy, great guy, Mr. Met!
And we like that! We like that. And you know what’s even better than Mr. Met? Mr. and Misses Met! Great body on her by the way. Maybe not quite as good as our lovely first lady Melania but not so bad. But the Mets mascots are married, and we love it! We love it. Some have said I’m so good at marriage that I did three just to make tremendous children until we finally got, frankly, the biggest and best one Barron with Melania.
But Mr. Clean’s been very unfair to us with the shrinkflation with the erasers. And I said, well, where’s Mrs. Clean?? And I found out, turns out, there isn’t one. He’s a “confirmed bachelor” folks! That’s okay… they can do marriage now, and possibly divorce just like ordinary folks. But there might be a second Mr. Clean in the future, if you know what I mean and possibly that might be… not so bad. But the Biden shrinkflation with the erasers is killing our country. Just killing us.
I can feel his presence