I have nothing funny to say about this. This particular grift has already killed or permanently disabled, with agonizing pain, thousands of primates under sloppy conditions that would fit right in with Mengele.
I have deep, lasting hatred for these death cultists.
Considering this is the same bunch that thinks the moment a person steps foot on Mars that BWAAAAMS will erupt out of nowhere, humanity will ascend to the next epoch and be that much closer to godhood, and the credits will begin scrolling, yes.
Going to be VERY disappointed if I do not get a little cutscene with inspirational music and Sean Bean talking about progress and then an endgame screen telling me I won upon setting foot on Mars.