I have nothing funny to say about this. This particular grift has already killed or permanently disabled, with agonizing pain, thousands of primates under sloppy conditions that would fit right in with Mengele.

I have deep, lasting hatred for these death cultists.

  • EstraDoll [she/her]@hexbear.netEnglish
    65·
    3 months ago

    “hey did you hear about that brain chip that killed like a dozen chimps?”

    “yeah, i’m gonna stick it in my dog now”

    what the actual fuck

    • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
      54·
      3 months ago

      It killed a lot more than a dozen, and many more than that had visible signs of permanent agony and distress, many trying to end their own lives.

    • space_comrade [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
      29·
      3 months ago

      If this is a real twitter account then this guy also has a neuralink chip inside him: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noland_Arbaugh

      Apparently they botched it hard lmao:

      A month after the procedure, up to 85% of the Neuralink threads implanted in Arbaugh’s brain had retracted and become unresponsive, degrading his ability to control external interfaces. In lieu of additional surgery to fix the problem, software updates were made that have allowed Arbaugh to regain some functions.[6]