The bad news? Steve fucking Jobs still has a devoted postmortem following for no fucking reason except that people felt that cool with ipods and iphones while he was being an abusive asshole to everyone around him and stealing credit from people that actually made things. 
If I’m reading that correctly, this bazinga is so devoted to St. ELO~N that he seriously believes that the ketamine and hatred powered torso with floppy limbs has a centuries long life expectancy. Considering how he’s melting in real time faster than his once unassailable reputation, and that no matter how rich he is off of subsidy money he can’t be bothered to do any meaningful exercise or eat anything more complicated than chicken nuggies with caffeine free diet Cokes,