ickplant@lemmy.worldM to Opossums@lemmy.world · 1 month agoJust leave me alonelemmy.worldimagemessage-square63fedilinkarrow-up1961arrow-down110
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minus-squareivanafterall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·1 month agoSomeone recently hit me with, “What do you have going on the rest of the day?” and I stood in stunned silence for way too long.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 month agoI’ve adopted, “Nothing, it’s great!”
minus-squareZoidsberg@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month agoI usually just say “recovering from this” and gesture vaguely at everything
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoI alwas answer those questions with a “why’s that?”, makes them actually asknwhat they want while you think of a lie. You’re not gonna trick me into hanging out with you this time!
minus-squarecheesymoonshadow@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoI like asking coworkers near the end of our shift, “What’s for dinner?”
Someone recently hit me with, “What do you have going on the rest of the day?” and I stood in stunned silence for way too long.
I’ve adopted, “Nothing, it’s great!”
I usually just say “recovering from this” and gesture vaguely at everything
I alwas answer those questions with a “why’s that?”, makes them actually asknwhat they want while you think of a lie.
You’re not gonna trick me into hanging out with you this time!
Weeping and wailing
I like asking coworkers near the end of our shift, “What’s for dinner?”
as little as possible.