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PugJesus@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months ago

Please don't ban me for posting classified documents

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Please don't ban me for posting classified documents

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months ago
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    There’s a grate on the intakes.

    They can claim they built them for radar reasons, but we know it was to keep shovels out.

    Please get your act together this proposal is silly.

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      We move to hand spades then?

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        Grid is 1.5cm spacing.

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          Hmm. Small measuring spoons?

          Advanced tactics: forgo dirt, just dump in a bin of carefully-oriented 1/4 teaspoon measures.

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            Use powdered milk, it gets everywhere and sticks to everything. Very hydrophilic, rust city USA

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              And if you have extra, makes for a delicious drink on the way home.

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                Powdered whole milk in hot tea is magic! Maximum tea, minimizes dilution. I’m assuming, of course, that you are in a Challenger.

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          Seems like a perfect job for some long metal sticks. Time to bring back the javelin!

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          Will that fit an MRE spoon?

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          Pitchforks it is, then.

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      You need a missile strike first on the grate, then you can throw the shovel

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        How ya gonna do that? It’s stelf

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          Eyeball it

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      I suppose that’s why he’s using dirt instead of the entire shovel.

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