Cocaine “Hey Stephen.”

Stephen King “Yeah, cocaine?”

Cocaine “You like musicals, right?”

Stephen King “I do now.”

Cocaine “You know how people are trying to get Carrie turned into a Broadway musical?”

Stephen King “Yeah…”

Cocaine “You should a okay and use the money.”

Stephen King “What should I buy?”

Cocaine “More cocaine.”

Stephen King “Damn good idea.”