Christian@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 months agoI'm working on a screenplay for a remake of Castaway, but I'm considering not using a volleyball this time. Give me your best casting ideas for which inanimate object should play Wilson.message-squaremessage-square63fedilinkarrow-up165arrow-down19
arrow-up156arrow-down1message-squareI'm working on a screenplay for a remake of Castaway, but I'm considering not using a volleyball this time. Give me your best casting ideas for which inanimate object should play Wilson.Christian@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square63fedilink
minus-squareShaggySnackslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·4 months agoA coconut. Those who know, will know. Those who don’t, may their innocence last forever.
minus-squareShaggySnackslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 months agoGrandma “So that’s what a coconut is used for.”
minus-squareElise@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months ago“I’ve been doing it wrong all these years”
minus-squareShaggySnackslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoYou’re welcome, kind Internet Stranger.
A coconut. Those who know, will know. Those who don’t, may their innocence last forever.
Grandma “So that’s what a coconut is used for.”
“I’ve been doing it wrong all these years”
Grandma is doing a goatse.
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You’re welcome, kind Internet Stranger.