• ShaggySnacks
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    25 days ago

    I got my first tattoo in kindergarten class when I was 28 years old. I got my eyes done. Fun fact, kindergarten students are vicious and you need to establish dominance.

    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      25 days ago

      I love that it’s ambiguous whether you were a 28-year-old kindergartner who got a prison-style tat to intimidate the other kindergartners, or a kindergarten teacher who got poked in the eye with a pen lamenting the lack of dominance that led to it.

    • Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.ml
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      25 days ago

      When I worked as a TA one of my coworkers refused to teach KS1. Said they were feral. I spent a week teaching 7 year olds and could definitely appreciate her stance.

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        25 days ago

        My kid is five. Well behaved, very into learning, constantly blows my mind with what he can read.

        Some of his classmates eat sand and have a spoken vocabulary smaller than what my kid is reading. His school is pretty good so I just have to assume the sand eaters get no additional parental education or discipline at home.