The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 21 days agoNobody wants to haunt a McMansionimagemessage-square116linkfedilinkarrow-up1992arrow-down17
arrow-up1985arrow-down1imageNobody wants to haunt a McMansionThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 21 days agomessage-square116linkfedilink
minus-squareShaggySnackslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·21 days agoFucking ghosts better chip in paying for the upkeep, property taxes, and everything else. No one gets to haunt for free.
minus-squarestankmut@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·21 days agoYou can’t charge a ghost for haunting your house, it’s not like they live there.
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·21 days agoPosting a notice on my bedroom wall that I’m going to call an exorcist to evict my ghosts unless they pay their overdue rent.
minus-squareShaggySnackslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·21 days agoDon’t forget to collect on the security deposit for superficial damages.
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·21 days ago superficial damages *supernatural damages
Fucking ghosts better chip in paying for the upkeep, property taxes, and everything else. No one gets to haunt for free.
You can’t charge a ghost for haunting your house, it’s not like they live there.
Posting a notice on my bedroom wall that I’m going to call an exorcist to evict my ghosts unless they pay their overdue rent.
Don’t forget to collect on the security deposit for superficial damages.
*supernatural damages