The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months agoMay I suggest...imagemessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up1221arrow-down11
arrow-up1220arrow-down1imageMay I suggest...The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square12linkfedilink
minus-squareShaggySnackslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·4 months agoFrom what I have learned; if you have animal living with you, you’re not drinking alone. Have no animals? Put some googly eyes on an object. Viola! Instant drinking buddy.
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoInstructions unclear, drank my buddy.
minus-squareShaggySnackslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoYour buddy always wanted to be drank.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoIf Schroedinger taught me nothing else and he hasn’t it’s that the universe is a capable enough observer and drinking buddy
From what I have learned; if you have animal living with you, you’re not drinking alone. Have no animals? Put some googly eyes on an object. Viola! Instant drinking buddy.
Instructions unclear, drank my buddy.
Your buddy always wanted to be drank.
If Schroedinger taught me nothing else and he hasn’t it’s that the universe is a capable enough observer and drinking buddy