• ShaggySnacks
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    7 days ago

    Don’t listen to anyone. Your cat is plotting your demise.

    Help you accidentally fall down the stairs?
    Chew the wires to get you electrocuted?
    Suffocate you while sleeping?
    Whoopsie! Didn’t see that wood chipper. Sorry about.