• ShaggySnacks
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    1 年前

    Baby, people call me a 2-8-0 Locomotive. I can take you places that you never thought of.

    • melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1 年前

      okay but do you run on overhead wire or third rail power, and how many people can be inside you at once? none of this ‘individual pods’ shit, please.

      • ShaggySnacks
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        1 年前

        I’m so hot, I’m constantly steaming. I’m generally a workhouse, carrying all that freight. Moving vast amount of passengers is no sweat for me.

        • melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          passengers getting in and out of you every few minutes. men, women, anyone, hundreds at a time, from cities across the nation? slowly, gently, unceasingly for as long as 20 hours at a time?

          thank you for helping me make trains a sex thing. I feel like it’s our last hope.

          • ShaggySnacks
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            1 年前

            If you want people getting off quickly, you want those young, third rail trains.

            I’m all about keeping people on for the long haul. I’m all the journey over long distances.

      • Amon@lemmy.world
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        First answer: neither: it runs on coal.

        Second answer: 2, fireman and driver

        BTW 2-8-0 means 2 leading wheels 8 driving wheels and no trailing wheels.

        Like this bad boy: