• ShaggySnacks
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    1 year ago

    Baby, people call me a 2-8-0 Locomotive. I can take you places that you never thought of.

    • melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1 year ago

      okay but do you run on overhead wire or third rail power, and how many people can be inside you at once? none of this ‘individual pods’ shit, please.

      • ShaggySnacks
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        1 year ago

        I’m so hot, I’m constantly steaming. I’m generally a workhouse, carrying all that freight. Moving vast amount of passengers is no sweat for me.

        • melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          1 year ago

          passengers getting in and out of you every few minutes. men, women, anyone, hundreds at a time, from cities across the nation? slowly, gently, unceasingly for as long as 20 hours at a time?

          thank you for helping me make trains a sex thing. I feel like it’s our last hope.

          • ShaggySnacks
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            1 year ago

            If you want people getting off quickly, you want those young, third rail trains.

            I’m all about keeping people on for the long haul. I’m all the journey over long distances.

      • Amon@lemmy.world
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        First answer: neither: it runs on coal.

        Second answer: 2, fireman and driver

        BTW 2-8-0 means 2 leading wheels 8 driving wheels and no trailing wheels.

        Like this bad boy: