🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years agoAnon investigates a random goth girlsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square108linkfedilinkarrow-up1801arrow-down127
arrow-up1774arrow-down1imageAnon investigates a random goth girlsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years agomessage-square108linkfedilink
minus-squareShaggySnackslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down25·2 years agoYeah, people think it’s easy to defraud Social Security. It’s hard pretending that I was born over 150 years ago. Shit, all the work I had to maintain that fraud. Fuck me, it was tough.
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·2 years agoShut up Elon, we know it is you
minus-squareShaggySnackslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoLook, just cause I’ve cooked my brain with ketamine, use children as human shields, and an incompetent asshole…does mean I’m Elon. Fuck. My life sucks.
Yeah, people think it’s easy to defraud Social Security. It’s hard pretending that I was born over 150 years ago.
Shit, all the work I had to maintain that fraud. Fuck me, it was tough.
Shut up Elon, we know it is you
Look, just cause I’ve cooked my brain with ketamine, use children as human shields, and an incompetent asshole…does mean I’m Elon.
Fuck. My life sucks.