🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoAnon investigates a random goth girlsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square112fedilinkarrow-up1789arrow-down127
arrow-up1762arrow-down1imageAnon investigates a random goth girlsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square112fedilink
minus-squareShaggySnackslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down25·1 month agoYeah, people think it’s easy to defraud Social Security. It’s hard pretending that I was born over 150 years ago. Shit, all the work I had to maintain that fraud. Fuck me, it was tough.
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 month agoShut up Elon, we know it is you
minus-squareShaggySnackslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·30 days agoLook, just cause I’ve cooked my brain with ketamine, use children as human shields, and an incompetent asshole…does mean I’m Elon. Fuck. My life sucks.
Yeah, people think it’s easy to defraud Social Security. It’s hard pretending that I was born over 150 years ago.
Shit, all the work I had to maintain that fraud. Fuck me, it was tough.
Shut up Elon, we know it is you
Look, just cause I’ve cooked my brain with ketamine, use children as human shields, and an incompetent asshole…does mean I’m Elon.
Fuck. My life sucks.