They’re so fucked, I have -$16.28 in my account right now

If I were to buy “rented time on someone’s printer” and that just so happened to come with a free part, how would that play out?

Lol you can’t arrest a rich person, that’s not how this works

For real just call him a reality skeptic and be done with it.

Not able to search that, coming back with north Carolina DMV stuff. Is that Non commercial or something?

Keep doing you, it was a cool post

Just a joke :)

My take on the fake and gay meme

Likely fake as well

Excellent I may do that

That exact thing being showcases broke on me while I was shaving my junk over my toilet. It fell right in.

I wish I had a 3d printer now though because being able to print another would be awesome.

Not enough water was had last night

Dude, you are just a gem.

I’ve been drinking a bit tonight, and I’m going to look at this tomorrow. I imagine that it’s all going to flow together nicely, but it’s never going to be as nice as you’ve been.

Thank you, and just be proud of how kind you are. I’m astonished currently. I’ll see you tomorrow, and we’ll get to the bottom of this:)

Agreed. Please keep being you at all costs and don’t compromise that for anything. Speaking of everyone, if everyone had your empathy, this sub wouldn’t exist.

If you’re ever feeling down, need a distraction, need to vent, need anything, my inbox is open and will continue to be. This is absolutely an invitation to you, and if anyone else is reading this and going through a rough time, please consider unloading your shit in my DMs. I’d love to be kind to you, mostly because you’re a person and you deserve it.

I probably shouldn’t have said that. I’m gonna double down though a little and say I’m not out here to hurt anyone or make anyone feel hurt, I’m just trying to add voice to my writing. Sort of a tension cutting tool. Some of my favorite people are tarded, like my wife. She’s a pilot now.

Joking aside though, I appreciate the effort of you ELI5ing this to me, and I should have been more direct. I just don’t get why this guy commented this when what he’s commenting on essentially said the same thing. I’m just more surprised that almost the same amount of people upvoted both. They’re both valid in the same way.

It seriously seems like they are trying to find the exact definition of a shitheel and act it out. It’s wild

You are beautiful.

I’m not sure what it takes to be able to conceptualize these feelings and wrangle them in like that, but you sure as shit do.

I’m proud of you for saying this, and I hope OP reads it.

I really fucking struggle with people, but every once in awhile I see someone do something like this, and it puts me back to a place where I believe we do good things. Thank you.

Hey dude or dudette, you may not be celebrating with me, but I’m sure as shit celebrating with you. I’m legitimately tearing up writing this because first of all, you fucking killed it, second of all, your lab partner knows it, was proud of you, and reached out. Third of all, maybe they think you just aced that shit, and then did a mic drop and didn’t show up.

Either way, a technicality just made you ball out of control, and you’ve earned some appreciation. Good job dude

Yes, this is why I no longer give a shit. I was extremely heavy handed on please try to help everyone. Fuck that. If you guys are able and willing to make people make sense, I’ll be there but godamn I’m tired.

Well shit stranger I’ll tell you what you’re channelin’, you’re channelin’ the grace of god by… by… Lashing out at anyone who isn’t a spitting image of you?

Oh man, the things people said God said is getting real hectic, please, stranger, could you just hold the line for a sec

Is it?

There are so many outliers to this that it doesn’t even make sense to begin with.