Would make a bitchin’ wire wrapped pendant.

An old girlfriend of mine used to watch a lot of Christian themed “feel good” family films that I’ll never remember the names of and most people have probably never heard of. They were awful dogshit but I swear that industry must have some of the best cinematographers working for it. Beautifully shot movies with cliche characters and safe, predictable storylines.

What the world needs is a sex cult that’s actually good.

They should raid my GF’s toybox. It’ll keep them busy for years.