Northcross Mall for some cheap food at Furr’s Cafeteria, some ice-skating, and then a movie…wait, no, that’s all dead and gone…Maybe, Highland Mall…nope, that’s ACC now…uhhh…well, there’s Einstein’s Arcade on the Drag where we can fight with tanks in “Tokyo Wars”…scratch that…Mr. Gatti’s Pizza on MLK with a pitcher of beer and infinite cinnamon sticks…negative, 'cuz Chicken Jesus took that over…
I guess I am all out of ideas. Wait a minute, is it against the law to set up a tent inside the Google building?
What if we’re living in the hallucinatory dream of one of the conspiracy guys from the movie, “Slacker”. He’s about to wake up, and everything and everyone will be reset. If so, I’m going to set up shop at the Magnolia Cafe on Lake Austin Blvd., at the table with the red-checker, picnic-cloth pattern and the giant ants, and I am never, ever going to leave. Anyone care to join me?
Have I out-Austin-ed everyone here, yet?