Also the fact CTRL-C randomly doesn’t copy.

Fifteen year olds: Masturbating. Lots of masturbating.

Also people older than 15. Significantly older. It’s a safe place in there.

Can we just… not?

Create your own community and generate new content organically rather than copying and pasting from somewhere else. Some people left that joint for a reason.

I just assumed it was the US

Classic American on the internet moment

When life gives you lemons!

*Doot doot dee doo doot*

That video was actually worth the watch. I belly laughed at the incredulity of the judge… “You… You got some pants on there Officer??”…

Classic

Smell of piss aside, I’m tempted to go back… if only for these garlic knot things from Carnigie Pizza

They are like garlic.rar or some sort of garlic tardis or something because I swear there was more garlic inside these things than their outside dimension allowed for. I am legitimately drooling like pavlovs dogs right now. Please send help, or better yet several dozen garlic knots.

eat pant

Every so often I change my profile picture on social media to the profile picture of someone I’m arguing with.

Somewhat related, if for the other side of the country…

We went on a US trip in between Trump presidencies, and my wife and I’s first reaction to getting out of the taxi in NYC was: Why does it smell like piss?

In the 6 block walk to the hotel our question was answered multiple times by people pissing in the street, the gutter, and the alleyways.

tl;dr - NYC smells like piss because of all the piss

Irfanview https://www.irfanview.com/

It’s literally one of the only reasons I’m still using Windows.

No other image viewer is as fast and as useful.

omg a sammich that’s crazy

Not sure why it’s offering soup as an option though. It’s 35°C+ at the minute.

Outlook. In HTML format. With a giant signature that includes an embedded image.

Also the image is a 2400px image that has been resized using width and height attributes.

Windows 2000 was released before I was born.

… bruh 👴🏻

Lots of risk for no financial gain, they should have taken something worth money at least.

The head of my knob is way too soft and pretty to ever want it’s little party hat to be taken off.

It’s so soft and sensitive down there, I don’t want it chafing on my grunderpants all day and ruining it’s good feels.

I don’t know either of those people. I feel this is actually a good thing.

No burgers?! But how will they measure things?

Signed up for Lemmy, participated in things I was interested in.

If you’re that addicted to Reddit just stay there. I hate this “please beg me to stay” crap that goes on pretty frequently.

Irfanview, MYOB, and a lack of virtual file system in Nextcloud.