Makes me wish JFK was on a coin.
edit: I’m fucking stupid, you guys.
My wife scooped me up with a special pouch between her legs.
What if my instinct leans towards extrajudicial execution rather than imprisonment? 🤭
Experts in what field? Fucking doorology?
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This is me and my buddy Kyle circa 3rd period math class in 10th grade, at least twice a week.
Looks stupid.
It would have cost you nothing to not say that.
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Goddamn better believe it.
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Your words, not mine. I think they’re all still bastards.
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One would think they should know the law if they’re gonna be fucking cops in the first place.
We haven’t been suckered into shit. We’ve been forced to participate under threat of violence and starvation without ever having been given a choice.
The obvious answer is to smash a bong on it.