If he dies i have less to look forward to so i thank you for your service. That smarmy effin face could restart a dead man’s ticker i tells ya

Put down them candies and eat some lentils or sumpin to attack that zinc deficiency bruh

Probably try reading the missive before commenting cuz your take is catastrophically wrong and bad

I’m trying to figure out who the fuck might read this “polywork” bullshit and think to themselves: “yes. Both this take and this person are both sane and good”

Lol sorry, what a letdown i know :(

No, i heard some of the creepy recordings she and the gang made though. Nothing mind-blowing but there were some creepy things sometimes. Most of her stories coming back from a investigation ended up being ones of a good time in a spooky place with friends (and the leader’s fixation with becoming a tv show)

My wife was a paranormal investigator for 2 years AMA

No everything has to be serious at all times and we cannot find any humor in the absurdity of hell world. The last time I smiled was on August 19th, 1991. I wear a dirty ushanka at all times, do not shave, and only take cold sponge baths because hot running water is bourgeoisie decadence. Every day at exactly noon I have the same meal of an expired Maoist MRE I store in a pit covered in old issues of a revolutionary newspaper. I sleep in a bed made of flags from every failed revolution so that they are never forgotten. In the evenings I stare at a picture of vodka by candlelight, but I do not allow myself to drink because there is nothing to celebrate. Every local org has banned me after I attempted to split it by assassinating the leadership. There is no plumbing in my house I shit in a brass bucket with a picture of Gonzalo and Deng french kissing in the bottom of it. My house is actually an overturned T34 in an abandoned junkyard in Wisconsin. I have a single friend in this world and it is a tapeworm named Bordiga that I met after ingesting spoiled borscht on 9/11 in the ruins of building 7 (I blew it up after finding that a nominally leftist NGO inside of it wasn’t sufficiently anti-imperialist, the attacks on the world trade center were a perfect revolutionary moment for me to enact direct praxis against liberalism). My source of income is various MLM schemes in the former soviet bloc that have been running for so long no one remembers who I am, they just keep sending money. I have not paid taxes since McGovern lost the Democratic nomination for president and my faith in electoralism died more brutally than my childhood dog after it got into an entire jar of tylenol. I own 29 fully automatic rusted kalashnikovs and three crates of ammunition entirely incompatible with them or any other firearms I own. My double PHD in marxist economics and 18th century Swiss philosophy (required to understand Engels) sits over the fireplace of my home, my fireplace is a salvaged drum from a 1950s washing machine that was recalled for locking children inside of it. I chose that washing machine model on purpose because I am anti-natalist. During the latest BLM protests I firebombed a Nikes outlet in the middle of a peaceful candlelit vigil. William F Buckley and I wrote hatemail to one another for 47 years until my final letter gave him an aneurysm. The only water I drink is from puddles. George Lucas and I dropped acid together during an MKULTRA southern baptist summer camp and he went on to write the movie Willow about our time together. The best way to test whether an electrical wire is live is to drool on it and shrimp salad is racist. You can make an IED out of potassium and the instructions are online thanks to Timothy McVey, who was actually a committed antifascist communist slandered by the deep state as part of operation condor. Every time a liberal files a restraining order against me, I carve a mark into the wall. I am running out of walls. When Amerika finally collapses I will be ready to lead the revolution. I am very smart and people like being around me.

I saw the dems math before and they said “every vote for a third party is a vote stolen from Kamala and a vote for Trump” which if I’m calculating correctly means when i voted socialist i voted 2 times -1 stolen vote which =like 3 votes definitely voter fraud.

I know what you mean, i actually really like hexbear too … maybe the first time my crusty ol heart has opened since my mIRC days

I’m sorry, yeah I’ve been quite privileged never having been exposed to that shit, saltine shaped and large citied, that i am. I defer to your experience and wish a merry ‘die’ in their direction.

I’m not saying electing a Dem fixes anything, I’m saying Trump being elected makes it worse because the people doing the hate crimes feel empowered.

Yes, ok I see your point. I agree with you.

No, of course not. I hope it doesn’t seem as if I’m flippant about the situation we’re in, it that I’m not worried for my brown and more obviously queer comrades. My point is (if i got one) that what I’ve learned in my time here is that tuesday wasn’t some form in the road or wrong turn we just made (like the prevalent meme) but rather a on-way track we have been locked-in to, with no (electoral) outlet, this whole time.

While the outcome of the election might be shocking, thinking kamala’s winning might have changed our world much? doesn’t fit what i see in that data, or from news posts and comrades live’s posted on hexbear.

If you ever come out of the coma it means you’ve lost that wager

Hee heee! Now i gotta leave it

There is an almost reflexive urge to downplay Trump around here,

You’re right, i have the urge myself but it’s that dagum DNC stretching credulity of his evil to a breaking point. Gonna be some snappin’ back coming from here of all places. I didn’t know Trump brought down the king of drones

Look friend we’re just talking here right? This aint .world. I’m saying regular shit we all accept right?

Biden and the Dems only pretend to help the disadvantaged but in effect do less than nothing to protect them, preferring to cozy up to money in every case and sense.

If Trump’s presidency had an effect it would be in the data, but my (quick) analysis is that it does not, rather showing simply the deteriorating material conditions of the timeframe. I am more than ready to be presented with facts to the contrary, we aren’t arguing, at all

Lololol but of course … My data is from before Oct 7 as 2024 isn’t finished and those statistics aren’t available (that i can easily find)

I just got back from searching DOJ and FBI statistics pages over Trump’s and bidens terms and see a steady year-over-year increase of hair crime statistics. According to that data there was no real difference in the increase each year, looking at trumps 4 and the 4 following years.

From a trans violence specific page i saw a “record” number of trans deaths, (37) in 2020. 2023 statistics? 37 more trans deaths

Not challenging you; actually curious to know: was violence against vulnerable folks measurably higher under trump than during bidens term? I’ll look after i hit send, dunno what terms will find me that info tho