“It probably marked the largest golf cart caravan for a Democratic candidate in nearly a decade”

Idk why but the implication of other golf cart caravans broke my brain…like i shouldn’t be surprised but the fact this is so common for these fools leaves me

I like how the bot came to visit you. So sweet❤️

“Good thing lithium ion batteries never catch on fire”

• Jay Leno

Citations Needed episode 38 is the theory you all need smdh get off my lawn

I wish I was LeVar Burton

I only recognize Trans Week of Vengeance

Wait I thought voting worked like survivor where you voted the person you want gone…ohhh shit

Crisis is exactly what I’m having but also a begrudging respect for the craft

Exactly, that is the highest form available for an Applebee’s commercial.

There is one Applebee’s commercial on rn that I swear is the highest form of commercial “art” Every time t comes on I am in awe of how perfect its form is. It makes me mad I cannot achieve that in anything i will ever create and it was used for a garbage Applebee’s commercial and ny brain is rotted from enough commercials to have an opinion on them