Congrats! When’s the wedding?

It’s not surprising that Starbucks joined but I didn’t know about REI. What the hell, REI!

“Someone keeps putting strange post it notes all over the mine!”

No space for drivers, no space for walkers

No space regardless

You’re on my path? Then get off it!

• That bus, probably Mos Def

And when you’re a MAGA, he lets you do it! You can do anything!

Now do Ticketmaster

Are we putting it on the castoreum shelf or the one with the big lump of ambergris?

He’s been at the Milk Plus again. Dammit Korova Milk Bar, stop sharpening him up for the old Ultra Violence!

He is definitely losing supporters. I know a postal carrier in one of the worst red states and after both recent debates she’s been seeing longstanding trump flags and bumper stickers disappear from houses on her route.

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Magazines cost $14 now!

If it’s an Anti-woke uniform I imagine it’ll have a vinyl window over the crotch so everyone can see that you’re going into the bathroom that matches your genitalia. And of course it’ll have a flame thrower so you can burn all the books. You’ll probably need the skin color chart from Family Guy; better add grey and green on there to identify the extra-terrestrial aliens. Don’t forget your shoes must have heels because all the best Anti-woke crusaders wear heels!

Hmm, what else…

RESIST ALIEN SOCK THEFT! Use a mesh bag to keep all your socks together in the washer. Human sock retention is everyone’s responsibility!

Dan Foreman can go with him.

Atmospheres with frickin atom bombs attached to their heads!

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/litter-boxes-bathrooms/

ok grandma, let’s get you to reddit

Don’t forget the litter boxes!!

REDRUM

You’re making me cry at work!