Maybe view it through a different lens. It was a dark comedy to me. I was constantly bursting out laughing at how much these entitled pricks couldn’t get out of their own way. They just play it straight and never give a wink to the audience
The reason you don’t have a choice is because of what is described in the headline. You’re close to understanding “fuck cars”, you just need to go a few steps further.
If I recall correctly, all Maiar (of which sauron is one) were created by Eru before time was countable, i.e. “in the beginning”. Once valinor and the two trees were created, time was counted by “the years of the trees” which were each approximately 10 of our years, and several thousands passed before the end of the First Age (and then of course the second and third ages happened). I assume someone did the appropriate conversion and got the number from there. It seems reasonable to me.
Plus, once you’re old enough to pour your cruelty, malice, and will to dominate all life into some jewelry, you stop counting the years, don’t you?
You’re right, it’s too bright out
Sorry, that’s a huge turn off. Filesystem perms exist for a reason and should be respected
Time to cancel the concept of the designated driver, the new best way to avoid a DUI is for everyone to be so shitfaced they don’t know who drove!
I’m just stayin inside
Oh definitely nothing as noble as that
I’m 40, haven’t been in school for 18 years, and “I can’t, it’s a school night” is a common refrain from me when my friends try to get me to stay out drinking. Everyone understands, no one argues (well, sometimes they’ll plead one more time). So, I will not be updating my phrasebook for correctness
I’m happy to steer clear, I’ve never been friends with the beach anyway. Also, gotta try to adjust those stats and not make us humans out to be total idiots
I like the shop around the corner
I would say their carrying out of fascist orders screams “racist” quite loudly, I don’t think the khakis would change that much
Shouldn’t you eat even more chicken, to save the world from the cannibals?
I’m 40 and haven’t had a printer for 14 years, because I moved and left it behind (gave to a friend) on purpose; I have been printing things at work
So I guess what I’m saying is, I’m the guy in the meme
Back to crack, then?
To be clear though, I don’t wish to denigrate crack users, but individuals who think they’re so so so much better than people who are struggling and work to make everyone’s lives worse, when they themselves have struggled and been helped by the services they wish to dismantle.
If you would please apprehend him for us and launch him into the sun, that’d be great
Break your project down into bite size goals.
Start with cleaning the bathroom.
Wrong reason to wear black
Slayer - Ddamm