“You encounter a grandma. Roll for gelt.”

Tonight we dice in hell.

Nice! I’m going to have a look at my old HS yearbook and see who’s opposite page…

“Future Farmers of America”

I’m interested enough in this game to pick it up when it comes out, but I have to admit that I didn’t finish the first one. I liked it well enough, but my interest in it just petered out over time, and at some point, I just never came back to it. I hope that “i” will be a little more compelling. Either that, or I hope my attention span has increased over the last ten years!

Please no, I’m trying to fill every cubic inch of this world with Pestilent Mercury.

“What role did you get? How did you get it?”

“Please count to 10.”

“… um, I’ve run out of fingers.”

“Welcome Chosen Undead… hang on, I think there’s some beers under the bed. Can I get you one?”

And – inexplicably – it has darkvision.

cries in broadcom wireless card not supported

What if they touch their butthole? What if they like it?!

I heard that’s what happened to Tab Hunter!

I like Camille personally, but there’s a lot of Prince alter-egos to choose from!

Don’t do drugs

That’s right, do kissing!

barbarians

blahbarians

Sweet or dill?

“Paige, yes!”

I can’t remember which model it was, but wasn’t there a MacBook Pro that had 4 USB-C ports, only two of which supported Thunderbolt? Want to connect your monitor to the right side of the machine? Well… tough shit, I guess.

“Crap. Did anybody slot Magic Missile? Anybody? Oh come on!”

It’s interesting that Dave mentioned education as a possible market for these. I thought kids were learning Javascript on their school-issued Chromebooks these days. It would be nice to teach students about the concepts of computer hardware architecture… but the Commander’s architecture is kinda weird, being a hodgepodge of ancient (6502) and modern (FPGA), with bank-switched memory and the desire for backwards compatibility with Commodore peripherals hanging off of it like a lamprey. Sure, students could learn about computer architecture on it, but it’s hard to see how it’s better than other, cheaper options. Big money awaits if they can pull it off though.