https://youtu.be/NcxvQI88JRY?si=ckctjHeoEpMILBJ5 your welcome.

The balls often get neglected. Give them a little gentle attention too. Basically, do the kind of things that would feel good if done to your breasts (cupping them, light scratches and tickles, a gentile squeeze, a medium tug, ect.). Combined with a halfway decent stroking or sucking, it’ll take care of most guys in pretty short order. Any other questions you don’t want to ask someone who you’ll have to see again? Happy to educate. I’m a male nurse if that somehow makes it less weird.

Desensitized nerves along with depleted neurotransmitter levels.

FACT!

Drop names immediately please.

Ya, but it’s REALLY important to that person that YOU know that they are morally superior to you.

What kind of art do you do?

I was slightly intoxicated for large parts of the evening, but the one that jumps to mind is I was going to say I was the founder/CEO of a startup specializing in dog euthanasia to help reduce labor costs at kill shelters. We’re in talk to be bought out by Google right now.

The funny thing, is that my wife had just been laid off from the company she worked for that paid for this, but the tickets and travel were already paid for, so we just went anyway. It was beautiful, because there would have been zero ramifications for pissing off the entire room full of suits.

Hell ya dude. That sports group scores points WAY better than the second organization you mentioned. Whenever they compete, I loudly encourage those ones to accrue points just as you surely do. Teams, am I right?

Pro tip: It turns out that there’s actually no legal reason not to just stick your face in there with them. They’re cool with it.

He leads others to a treasure he cannot possess.

They’re still looking into it. There is currently some debate about some ‘hanging Cheetos’ and they’re going to ask Mom and Dad to clarify some wording.

Further confirmation of my theory that any food will make a viable cat name.

That seems logical and stuff.

Sounds like everyone I know at work.

Recreational sex is the least pragmatic thing in the world. Don’t judge yourself. Why do you think gay guys invited ‘Docking’?

Just the idea of sexualizing nonsexual things for no reason and/or it’s funny.

The concept of the dildo makes perfect sense. I even buy the premise that a cock shaped fake cock would feel good given the original design specs of Mk.1 Human Vagangus. It’s just that thrusting from the hips is hard work, and while it’s a fantastic butt and ab workout, if i could get the same pleasure from a hand mounted penis, I would be constantly dehydrated. Is it more of an emotional or connection thing than a pragmatic choice?

Nope. Turns out he’s just a very inflexible lesbian. Who knew?