UNOFFICIAL SPEZ

Yes

'Twas the added limitation of the Public Reddit API. Basically, everyone good left and everyone crappy is staying.

We need shareholders to make money on our negative revenue product.

Toxic enough to buy toxic things, commit toxic acts, etc. Toxicity makes my wallet deeper.

You will accept the personalized ads and like it.

We decided that user input needs to be for advertisers, no one else. By promoting toxicity, we could have people buy stuff only from those toxic communities.

We do not need Google because people will always look on Reddit before anywhere else.

a spez one, at that

What are you talking about? I did not do anything, it is the fault of {TEAM_NAME}. {TEAM_NAME} is the reason why {SITE_NAME} is entirely fake. Do not blame me, BLAME THEM!

We will know everything you do, where you are, and we will show you what we want you to desire.

We just want you to know that you are better than any moderator/admin/developer. We want to give you some money, in the hope we get more money from Gold and your info.

Red means more REDdit ads and stuff. They are more likely to give me money.

If you are listening to these people, join Reddit again. I will harvest all of the data FOR YOUR BENEFIT! You want a free Reddit, right? Well then, Support this change. Privacy is dead.

I made it that way.

Gasl-… I mean MARKETING!

credit scores will not be affected by the nonsensical protests, it would only affect the protesters.

This is a decision to only let those stupid enough to pay for premium enjoy the site

I got rid of those power-tripping mods because they were tripping on MY POWER, NOT YOURS. So, I replaced them to keep the status quo: SPEZ FIRST, USER LAST.

We love it when you actually do it to us

I know people no longer enjoy Reddit for content, but for just being Reddit. Brand > content.