That’s why I have a chicken.
southsamurai
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southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksto
Wholesome@reddthat.com•Who is your favourite cartoon animal character?
4·5 days agoOld school, it’s Scooby for a “smart” (as in talking) animal, with Dino from the Flintstones being the “dumb” pick.
Modern, Lucas the spider wins hands (or legs) down, with King from Owl house a runner up for the talking animals. On the quiet side, I can’t really think of many, but the dinosaur from Primal (called fang, but afaicr doesn’t have a name in the show itself) has to be that winner of those I can think of.
When I was a kid, the answer would have been Tigger, with no alternate list at all
Even my chicken knows that crinkles = treats, and no way is any bald monkey going to lie to her otherwise.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•If "James Bond" is a codename, would a hypothetical female operative filling the same role receive the same codename?
6·6 days agoGods, the first time heard Elba get suggested as a possible Bond, I flipped out. Then it eventually reached a point where it was definitely not going to happen, and it made me really not want to see any more Bond movies at all. There’s some actors born to play a role, and if they don’t, it’s kinda horrible. Like, if Pierce Brosnan had never had a chance to be Bond, it would have been a miscarriage of cinematic justice, no matter how the movie actually turned out (I enjoyed his turn personally).
The fact that it’s essentially impossible to have Elba do even a single bond film now ruins the franchise for me
southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksto
Backyard Chickens (and Other Birds)@lemmy.ca•2 60-80lb dogs
71·8 days agoThe problem with resolving the situation comes down to resources. Does your area have an effective and quick animal control department?
If so, this is exactly why such agencies exist.
If not, then you have to decide how many chickens are worth feeding to the dogs.
Sadly, feral dogs, half feral dogs, and pets with zero restraint are a problem that often ends in the death of something. Me? I have a “mine first” rule. As much as I love dogs, anything coming after my chickens is target practice. Might not shoot whatever it is this far into town, but there’s other ranged items.
If I had a reasonable belief that the dogs have a human neglecting them enough to get in my yard and fuck with my birds, chances are I’m going to put a foot up their ass as well. This isn’t hypothetical, btw, I damn near put my foot up a guy’s ass because of his shitty dog responsiblity, and only the fact that our rooster literally broke a spur off in the dog’s ass while running it off kept the dog alive.
The ugly truth is that those two dogs, without human intervention, have already killed something. At this point, they will kill something else. The only question is what. Another chicken? Another dog? A cat? A kid? You ran them off and they came back. Those dogs are determined and dangerous.
Doesn’t mean they can’t be saved, just that it’ll take a human intervening and taking charge of them. How much can you put into that?
southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksto
RPGMemes @ttrpg.network•Inspired by coversation I saw in WoD subreddit
4·12 days agoHome brew that shit! Fuck balance!
southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Do you prefer natural immunity over vaccination?
5·13 days agoI can’t wait to develop my natural immunity to polio! Or smallpox!
The flu, why, without the vaccine you can develop a natural immunity every year, twice a year if you really want to!
Legit dude, what the fuck do you think “natural” immunity is? It’s catching whatever it is, being sick, and surviving it. You specifically chose colds and the flu as examples, and they’re the worst possible examples because they mutate so fast you never actually achieve immunity to anything; the version you have resistance to might come around again, or it might not, but you damn sure will eventually run across a strain that your body isn’t equipped for.
Like, I get that vaccines are confusing to someone with little education, but this is the internet age, you can look up the terms you’re using and make sure you aren’t fucking up your entire point. Like, the time it took you to type the post up, you could have looked up what vaccines actually do, and why they are/were the single greatest achievement of the human species.
You can go and get a shot of something stable enough and never get sick from it, ever in some cases. In others, you might get sick but it’ll be a few bad days instead of a week or more of misery (as is sometimes how the flu vaccines end up because of the aforementioned mutations, but other viruses are just a bit harder to stop entirely).
So, nah, fuck your natural “immunity”, that’s just a recipe for lost health and time better spent on something like reading up on why vaccines are fucking awesome, even in the rare cases of allergies or bad reactions.
Yeah, I’ve put off watching the reboot because I want to like it as pure horror, but I really think that without that slight cheese factor that even the first one had, it’s going to fall flat for me.
I could be wrong, so I’ll eventually watch it though.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.workstoMental Health@lemmy.world•Anyone else feel like this sometimes?English
4·16 days agoThat’s almost my motto.
It’s actually “old and beat-up”, which is why being tired is my secret.
The evil dead “trilogy”. The original is more or less a straight horror movie, with the second being a slightly more loose horror with intentional comedy notes. The third is full on batshit crazy Ash, and I love it despite it not being scary in any way.
I’m not knocking the horror classics, but for whatever reason, the first evil dead just works for me in a way that very little else does. A lot of it is the sound, I think. The way it’s mixed makes everything surreal, which bypasses my usual film geek filter where I’m enjoying how something was done as much or more than the end result with horror. At least, I think that’s what it is. But it’s one of the rare horror movies I can watch and get a little creeped out by.
What’s great is when it isn’t even anything you said or did, you just thought it.
Can I have that with a side of irrelevant, minor mistakes that nobody but me cared about. Ideally, they would be from decades ago, but not every place carries vintages like that
southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is there an anti- sleep-paralysis device?
4·21 days agoYou can try looking into a sleep position trainer. It isn’t what you’re asking about, but it has had good results in reducing or eliminating the paralysis episodes, so it’s a similar outcome.
The problem with what you’re specifically asking about is that nobody has gone into production afaik. There’s patents for things like they, but they’re either junk (and obviously so), or would be way too complicated to set up and use reliably. Sleep paralysis isn’t usually responsive to just shaking by itself.
But you could try something similar to the alarms made for deaf people, if you have a consistent timing with your episodes. Or do something like strap a massager to your hand where you can cut it on and hope that the vibration breaks through. People have made that work, though it isn’t consistent afaik.
I didn’t see the title at first, and “fuck yeah” was exactly what popped into my head
southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksto
Television@piefed.social•What's your thoughts on the planned Stranger things spin off?
7·22 days agoObviously, tastes vary, but the nostalgia crack part of the show is fairly minor compared to the actual story. It’s really there more to establish that it is set in the past and give a quick handwave to character background.
It gets used less after the first episode or two of each season, which do tend to be a bit more focused on set-up and “vibe” building to some degree or another each season.
There’s no guarantee you’d like it, but the first episode of the first season isn’t really a good example of the show as a whole, nor are the first episodes of each season. Imo, they tend to be a way to let both established audience and new viewers “settle in” rather than being integral to the overall plot arcs. They do tend to serve as character updates (after season one where they serve to establish characters) though, so skipping them entirely wouldn’t be ideal. It is doable though.
Which only matters if you’re remotely interested in watching it at all
southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksto
aww@lemmy.world•What of your grandma's cooking do you miss?English
2·24 days agoIt’s not so much the foods, though both were amazing cooks in their own ways, with some amazing standards meals they’d turn out. It’s them making it that really hits as a loss.
Both of them contributed to me learning how to cook, and in some ways I ended up improving on what I learned from them by virtue of having both.
But, if I had to nail down one specific meal/dish from each that I miss the hell out of, I think my paternal grandmother’s breakfasts are the most missed of hers. The woman could put on a spread! Eggs, grits, sausage, liver mush, biscuits, red-eye gravy, with her home made jams and jellies. Gods, you want to talk about feeding an army, when all of us grandkids would stay over at once, there would be her, my grandfather, one uncle, and eleven kids ranging from toddlers to teenagers at one point.
And she never missed a step, while doing it all with us young’ns under foot. She was damm fine baker, and a master of country cooking/soul food, but her breakfasts were next level.
My maternal grandmother could do that kind of cooking too, though not as well. Where she was a standout was with more of the suburban American cuisine. The roasts and casseroles and traditional holiday meals. I think those holiday meals are what I miss most, though her meatloaf and spaghetti were both amazeballs. My grandfather was a hunter, so some kind of bird would be featured often, be it goose, duck, or turkey. Sometimes as the only meat source, sometimes alongside a store bought turkey if a lot of the more distant family was showing up.
Even after she decided she was done babysitting a bird and my uncle took over that part with a deep fryer, her sides still wreck those I’ve had with other people. Sweet potatoes, three-bean salad, seven layer salad, mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, deviled eggs, asparagus, peas, all kinds of options, sometimes with all of those, plus others, plus desserts. Most of the veggies were from their garden, though they would be home canned fur Christmas, and some would be for Thanksgiving.
It wasn’t that any given item was so good (though they were), it’s that all of everything either made was so consistently amazing. Never a flop, never a dud.
I’m a fairly recent jazz convert, and there’s absolutely no way I would be able to tell the difference. None.












Air purifier? That’s a less than ideal term since it gets applied to stuff like ionizers that are of dubious efficacy.
But a straight up filter, hell yeah they work. Just check the filter on your furnace/heater sometime. Same with any AC unit.
If you have something that has a filter, it will reduce dust, period. Without a filter, you aren’t going to reduce dust worth a damn, if at all.
But you also need to make sure it’s turning the air over often enough. I haven’t looked the info up in ages, but if you want a decent reduction in particulates, the device has to move air fairly significantly it it isn’t going to about to much.
Like, my house is right around a hundred years old. Four humans, and various animals over the years. Shit is dusty what with the dead skin, particles from things like carpet, pollen, dander, etc. Enough stuff gets produced that even with the regular furnace/ac filter, and a handful of one-room filters spread throughout the house (which tends to be better than one big one imo) we still get dust buildup on everything. But if we don’t run the filters, you can both visibly and nasally tell the difference.
A newer house isn’t going to have as much, so you can likely get away with less air turnover, short term, and need to dust less. But you’ll never be totally dust free just because you can’t move enough air to prevent at least a little settling.