Don’t top your landlord, they don’t deserve it.
Don’t top your landlord, they don’t deserve it.
To give to trick or treaters.
I like how whoever made this didn’t bother to put IE on the first door.
Why would somebody who sleeps in a big bed with his wife spend his time thinking about children’s cartoons?
Ah wallet inspector
Itchy and Scratchy scratch my itch.
What can I say, I’m gay for Moleman.
Awful School is Awful Rich
What if I in Canada?
That’s because you spelled Yale with a 6.
Correct!
Yell at clouds
If I had a nickel for every prominent conservative during this election season who bragged about killing a dog, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
If I had a son, I’d name him Bort. There’s a reason why I’m not allowed to have children…
Possibly multiple couches
It’s the one where Homer receives a million dollar check* in the mail and he was rich!
Also, he received a copy of Reading Digest and Lisa won some trip to Washington or something.
*Note: check was not honored as it had an exclamation point.
There’s something about walking into a motel room with this AC blowing at full power after being at the beach all day that just can’t be beat.
Kick em when they’re up, kick em when they’re down.
The headline was from the episode. It arrived after Skinner was upset that Bart discovered the comet and that the weather balloon of his butt was rereleased.
The one where Homer and Bart build a battle bot but Homer can’t get it to work so he becomes the bot more or less.