I wish he’d stop getting any kind of attention at all. He is a fraud.
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sleepmode@lemmy.worldto LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works•LinkedIn needs to be quarantined from the rest of the internetEnglish11·4 days agoTalk about shit posting. Follow her for more unsolicited tips on spreading conjunctivitis, ruining your relationships with a burnout-inducing work ethic, and developing hemorrhoids from too long work shits.
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sleepmode@lemmy.worldto ADHD@lemmy.world•[Question] What's your favorite tech orianted tips and tricks for handling your ADHD and/or Executive Disorder?English2·4 days agoLists. Music. Earplugs for if I can’t remove myself from an overstimulation situation. Reminders and calendar events for everything. Keep all my stuff in the same spot. Take walks every day. Try to remember to eat and sleep well by keeping a strict routine. The last thing is crucial for me.
sleepmode@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•Why are Dutch children the world’s happiest? A teenager weighs inEnglish3·4 days agoYep we have on average 125 shootings that result in fatalities per day and 2 mass shootings.
sleepmode@lemmy.worldto Games@lemmy.world•Yep, I actually own 7,255 games on Steam. I’ve played 23% of my library. I regret nothing.English3·4 days agoVery similar to my account.
sleepmode@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•I’m lucky to be alive after sustaining ‘car crash injuries’ tripping over my catEnglish13·23 days agoMy ex was horsing around with her dog in the yard. Broke her leg in three places when she tripped over him. Freakish shit can happen.
sleepmode@lemmy.worldto Progressive Politics@lemmy.world•Israel's Backers Are Now Advocating The Assassination Of Greta ThunbergEnglish48·1 month agoAll eyes on you, if you do, motherfuckers. We’re watching. That’s the whole point of her publicizing this. You zionist, baby killing pieces of shit
Soap is caustic no matter how much goat milk and whatever bullshit they put in it here, and I have very sensitive skin. Go ahead and leave some on your body for a few hours without rinsing and report back when you see for yourself.
I’ve come to understand that most of my habits aren’t normal. But, why not get it over with in the nice, warm atmosphere after toweling off?
Convo with my wife:
“There’s something wrong with the lotion in the shower. It’s burning my skin like Nair or something.”
“??? What lotion?”
“The big bottle that says goat milk on it or whatever.”
“Honey, that is body wash.”
sleepmode@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Ted Cruz begs Americans stop being so nasty to Elon MuskEnglish39·1 month agoReal rich coming from the “fuck your feelings” crowd. Get fucked, Raphael Cruz. We’re not stopping until he’s yeeted into the sun.
sleepmode@lemmy.worldto memes@lemmy.world•Probably the shittiest part of my job :(English3·2 months agoI had a guy busy moving his family across the US when they cancelled remote work. Management decided to do layoffs while they were en route. He was on the list. At the time, I was actively interviewing to GTFO of that place and when we were chatting about work stuff I brought up that a position I saw at one would be perfect for his skill-set. He seemed worried and confused by my insistence that he apply. Anyway, as expected he showed up and they canned him before I could even walk in the door. But he got the other job and ended up loving it.
Pretty much. Maybe worse. I’m not sure how the business survived for so long. That is barely the tip of the iceberg.
I dumped a batch script into a dev’s startup folder that would draw the text effect from The Matrix all over the screen. I thought he’d immediately catch on but apparently he stood up and started yelling about his workstation being hacked.
When I worked at an MSP in early 2000s they would “prank” new hires with a site that did this. It would keep creating popups so you couldn’t close them. That stopped after customers heard it. More horrid graphical “pranks” replaced it of course.
sleepmode@lemmy.worldto linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Get a ThinkPad+Gentoo they said. It will be fun they said.English8·2 months agoGentoo is fantastic for learning. It forced me to get intimate with internals I had no exposure to before. And I learned a lot of little tricks from it that accelerated my career. Or at least made it easier.
I’d try to find something a bit more beefy if you plan on compiling almost everything. And once you get it where you like it, take a backup or system image you can restore to. Because when it breaks, it’ll be a lot less painful to start over.
sleepmode@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Phones are handheld computers now. Why aren't laptops phones? I know you can use VoIP or tether to a phone, but why don't laptops have LTE or 5G modules and SIM card slots as a standard?English5·2 months agoMy old Thinkpads and even my first iPad had SIM slots. I kinda miss that as it’d be much more handy now. LTE and the precursors were painful to use at the time.
“It’s a big club! And you ain’t in it.”