HEY ELON, WHY WOULD THE LEFT WANT TO DESTROY YOU?

Are we winning bigly yet?

Running the country like a business.

Fuck everyone who voted for him. This is on you.

He knows exactly what he’s doing. Running a protection racket.

Trust what? That he’s corrupt and this is a mafia-style shakedown?

Wow, thanks, AI! Brilliant as always. Time to glue cheese to my pizza.

Nothing can penetrate his laminated face.

Concerning.

Running America like one of his businesses.

Woof, I thought that was Canadian Elon musk.

Which is just Elon musk.

“It contains potassium benzoate.”

“…”

“That’s bad.”

“Can I go now?”

Bwahahaha. What a crybaby. Wasted $25,000,000, did we, felon?

“Uhm, how dare they, you know, stick to principles and long term self-interest when, you know, how dare they threaten me with money?! Go fuck yourselves!”

Oh no how unfortunate.

Ramen.

So, what about Russia’s foreign agent registration laws? Paranoia and intellectual inferiority?

I’m sure Tesla stock being up 4% today makes up for the $25,000,000 he wasted on this.

Oh wow, who would’ve guessed Russia was negotiating in bad faith?

Not fast enough.

Future head of DoJ.