now whenever I see footages like this I CANNOT HELP BUT ASK: what’s gonna happen to their sperm?!
now whenever I see footages like this I CANNOT HELP BUT ASK: what’s gonna happen to their sperm?!
Bernie: CIVILITY!! NORM!!
my conspiracy brain tells me it’s not actually aimed at average western readers. During this round of real estate downturn (which started in 2020) there’s been some concerted effort both inside and outside china in the business/finance journalism to force the gov to pump out massive amounts of cash and bail out those loser-financiers (perhaps à la USA in oct 2008?). Instead, not only is the gov reluctant to do so, but they’ve also done the appallingly unthinkable of jailing many CEOs and board members (the gov has also, to my limited understanding of macroeconomics, refused to let those real estate firms declare bankruptcy before they actually finish those construction projects for which people have already paid the deposits and taken on loans). Anyway, there’s probably a rather materially cynical reason for all this clamor of “Xi’s intentionally letting the economy go bust”
When you try to sound like an intellectual but don’t even know how to write
I’m not an American so I can’t vote in your stupid elections anyway
Lmao I’m glad i’m not the only one who loves to troll the lib yanks this way.
French aristocrat knights, c. 14th century: “how dare these English peasants shoot me with longbows!!! Where’s their chivalry!!!”
(Actual military history may vary)
“Before Christ” and “In the Year of the Lord” are just factually wrong though — Jesus of Nazareth was born no later than 4 BCE, the year of Herod’s death.
Idk let’s do this with the military, I’ll just cancel my subscription and surrender whenever there’s a war, yeah?
ABBA = are bad bureaucracies all?
I used to have no idea why so many “rad” academics love their Arendt. Now I do.
ancient Chinese heaven didn’t take nukes into account
It looks like the US hegemony is getting only stronger, not weaker, no matter what it does.
“If Heaven wants someone to perish, it’d first make them go unhinged,” actual Chinese proverb (天欲其亡必欲其狂)
This is pure gold. On the sentence level, paragraph level, overall level, plus of course the absolutely savage satire. Just :chefs-kiss:
I work in higher ed and I wish I could receive something as good and REAL as this in my grading grind.
They should do a follow-up “analysis” where
(1) Capitalism is more advanced in isn’trael compared to West Bank or Gaza
(2) The isntreal working class is therefore more advanced than the Palestinian masses
(3) The hope therefore rests in the mass proletarian uprising of the isntreal working class, which we are sure is happening any day now.
(4) Hamas attack hinders isntreal working class from achieving this consciousness.
(5) Hamas bad. We condemn Hamas. Q.E.D.