Simmer down, Bobby

“My wallet is stuck! Here, I’ll just give you my pants!”

Or something along those lines

I’ve honestly used the “What kinda chip you got in there, a dorito?” line IRL. Kills every time.

To be fair, under Trump, there will eventually be a ceasefire (once there’s no one left to shoot).

They want the rock throwers on their side.

What a fine impression of a stupid person!

I’ve never tried it, but I think it’s when you invest and your funds are doing well, but you never actually cash out.

As far as I can tell, yes. I signed up for the free tier before paying for the service, and the worst I ever got was a banner here or there advertising their paid service. Proton encrypts all your data with your password, so they literally can’t access it even if they wanted to. The only info they have on you are things like when you logged in and your IP address (and I believe they’ve turned that info over to law enforcement when required, like any legitimate company would have to do), but their servers are in Switzerland where there are better privacy laws.

I’ve been using Proton Mail for a while, it’s been good for me.

My namesake doesn’t last terribly long…

Regular height, but it was on the ISS.

It’s the standard answer. I’m proud to say I’ve been part of many YOURMOMs.

Million Dollar Mon.

Goodbye

If you happen to have any background with coding, I recommend OpenSCAD. There are a (relatively) limited set of instructions, easy to pick up if you do any other coding.

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The reviews on this are worth reading. You might get some interesting recommendations after reading them, though.

Probably stock up on some tech hobby stuff that I can’t get in brick-and-mortar stores (SBCs, maybe a PinePhone or something).

Yeah, that’s my plan. I usually end up with a couple of flatpaks (or AppImages) for the things that I need up to date, but otherwise just go with most things from the repository.