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Cake day: June 30th, 2025

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  • Golf balls seek people out when you hit them I swear.

    I went to the park with my dad as a kid to hit some balls. I’d hit several dozen balls before and never made it further than like 30ft. But my dad takes a walk over to the other side of this big open green space while I’m hitting these golf balls in another direction. I decide to turn round and see how far I can hit one across this field.

    For a split second I turn into fucking Tiger Woods and hit this one golf ball right across the field and crack my dad right in the head with it. I couldn’t believe it. It was a one in a million thing. He was so far away and I managed to get not only the power but the pinpoint accuracy to hit him.

    He ended up with a big bump on his head. He wasn’t even mad, just as dumbstruck as I was.