hi, teenager here, yeah it sucks ass and i lost a lot of friendships over simple petty shit that didn’t matter

they were sensitive and i guess i grew up a bit differently

play the trilogy and your faith in the franchise will be restored

bl2 is the best one hands down, you could totally start with that one

it could also just be a fan of half life and they actually don’t know any better

that’s way too close to Agent 47. please don’t hurt my favorite hitman

i wasn’t really taught this as a kid but somehow i still hang on to that natural wonder of seemingly “normal” things like typography on a sign or the root systems of various types of trees.

never go away, innate curiosity

i tried tapping those boxes way too many times to see the text behind them…

can’t believe people would be so lazy as to invent an entire medium of travel that requires less skill than that of riding a bike

sshhh… it just works :)

cause shit just works, yknow?

you’re calling to get out. calling in sounds like you’re providing a reason to go in that day, which imo makes even less sense

ah, so nonexistent?

welcome to the party, sir non-chalant

guess i’m dead inside

heheh, it has teeth

theoretically, yeah.

in practice, i don’t think you should be swimming while there’s a thunderstorm going on

by the time lightning hits the ground, the energy that’s left is minuscule enough to never penetrate through the surface of the ocean.

whatever you just made up, you’re completely right by pure chance! congratulations.

this is based?

i love it, thank you

you can’t just put a rounded rectangle with a fraction in it and not expect me to swipe to the next photo smh

this will be said every single time a new big game is about to come out and mostly everybody still won’t listen. why?

…no like i’m genuinely asking, why

that is such a better name