That’s what she said.

YES!!!

Are those tweezers too pointy? I seem to get better results with general purpose ones but I’ve never had a really nice one like yours.

Cylons!!!

Watching this now. I’m enjoying it more than I expected and would also recommend it.

Indeed.

I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.

Mitch Hedberg

Ha!

I like your version better, I think that’s the one I’ll pass on.

Ok, but what happened to the extra $1.01?

What was the tale?

That bran becomes king.

I am Groot, where is my super suit.

The office, parks and rec, firefly (that might be cheating since it’s not that many episodes), game of thrones before it went of the rails.

The Shawshank Redemption

Only a sith deals in absolutes

Do you have a meat thermometer?

Good boys!

There already huh?

I’m doing my part.