Nate

I love how they champion Community Notes like it didn’t exist as Birdwatch before he bought it

Well, not with that attitude!

I wrote this one ages ago to throw shopgoodwill.com items in my calendar because the times are in PDT and they don’t have any built in notification (that works)

Also made it work with govdeals but I haven’t tested that in ages so YMMV

Writes it to a Google calendar URL. I had it write to an ICS file at one point but I don’t have version control on this one file

javascript: (
    () => {
        function createItem(productTitle, date) {
            console.log(productTitle, date);
             window.open(`https://calendar.google.com/calendar/render?action=TEMPLATE&text=%24%7BproductTitle%7D&details=%24%7BproductTitle%7D @ Goodwill ${window.location}&dates=${date}/${date}`);
        }
        if (window.location.href.toString().includes("https://shopgoodwill.com/item/")) {
            try {
                let title = document.querySelectorAll(".mb-4.d-none.d-md-block.ng-star-inserted")[0].innerText;
                let headers = document.querySelectorAll("th.font-weight-bold.text-nowrap");
                let time;
                if (headers[4].innerHTML == " Handling Price: ") {
                    time = headers[5] }
                else {
                    time = headers[4]
                }
                time = time.parentElement.children[1].innerHTML.substring(0, 25) + "DT";
                console.log(headers);
                createItem(title, new Date(time).toISOString().split(".")[0].replace(/-/gi, "").replace(/:/gi, "") + "Z");
            } catch (e) {
                alert("An error occurred, check the console for full details: " + e);
                console.log(e); 
            }
        } else if (window.location.href.toString().includes("https://www.govdeals.com/index.cfm")) {
            try {
                createItem(document.querySelectorAll("#asset_short_desc_id")[0].innerText, new Date(document.querySelectorAll("tr > td[align='right'][nowrap='nowrap'] > b")[0].innerText.replace("ET", "EDT")).toISOString().split(".")[0].replace(/-/gi, "").replace(/:/gi, "") + "Z");
            } catch (e) {
                alert("An error occurred, check the console for full details: " + e);
                console.log(e);
            }
        } else {
            alert("This is not a goodwill or govdeals item page.");
        }
    })();

This isn’t YAML, this is just sparkling JSON

I’ve tried and it’s returned to my bank account just fine. Their purchase disputes are pretty easy too

Back in my day we crafted racist videos by hand

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Apologies for the YouTube link, but it’s the only source I can find referencing it at the moment

https://youtu.be/MVXMcrRANC8
https://archive.org/details/kdewin4

Stupid, but I’d just lap it. Would give me the difference and worked well enough for the rare occasion I actually needed a stopwatch.

Also the Google sign in trick only works if you’re signed into Google. I used to put lineage on my old phones and now GrapheneOS. I stopped doing the stopwatch thing long ago however.

I could use my phone like normal. It marks the start time then anytime you view it it’ll display the difference. Reboots had no effect

I used to start a stopwatch when I’d get a new phone so I could see exactly how long I had it. Can’t say I ever tried to move them to a new device though

Basically just the plot of Saltburn

You could try, but tourism is already on a decline to the United States

Finally a platform I can get behind

Is it bad I kinda fuck with this idea?

Democrats are too afraid AOC will actually change something