Not satire…

Only douchecanoes use the term unironically, so it follows the person they are criticising is likely doing something morally right.

It’s true, I did play Super Mario All-Stars for SNES.

Have you heard the term virtue-signaling?

Selfish people want to paint people better than them as bad, so they try to adjust the narrative to suggest that those better people are actually faking it. The term virtue-signaling suggests that these virtuous acts are actually just for appearances, and insincere.

The term woke has a similar implication. It’s like “this person is trying very hard to appear to be virtuous, and in doing so, they’re going too far, and doing more harm than good.”

That’s my intellectual take on it, anyway. Plebs just adopt the term without understanding the implied meaning. “Other team == woke == bad” is all 95% of them think.

A sicker population means more money for the executives that own medical facilities and insurance companies.

There would be many people implicated in such files. Even if a handful of people at the top would be able to sidestep any consequences, dozens more would not.

The only reason the current admin is able to stay in power is because it’s enabled by hundreds of influential sycophants. If a few dozen of those were put behind bars, they’d lose their majority, and stop being able to dismiss any and all legal challenges.

Let me remind you that the 14th amendment states that anyone who gives aid or comfort to an enemy of the United States is defined as a terrorist. If they lost their majority, it would open up every single person who voted against impeachment after the insurrection to getting slapped with terrorism charges.

Too real

Fixing, like, fixing a horse race sort of fixing? Like fixing a boxing match sort of fixing?

Hey board of directors! Make me your new CEO and I will fix this problem!

I mean, how hot is this nurse?

Not ready for holding hands with her, or anyone?

Could it be she doesn’t align with your attraction?

The hardest parts of gun use are aiming at long range and proper maintenance. Neither of those are a concern for someone planning to shoot at close range and not live another day.

Left

How many kids are going to have their vision fucked up this time?

I heard you can safely call someone an asshole

Wonder if creep would likewise be safe

Cops can still coax a confession out of suspects even with no physical evidence

i’M oNe Of ThE gOoD oNeS

Loss has 4 panels

Oh. I intended the meme to refer to the administration, as that is the subject of the quoted segment.