Here’s a way to win: Don’t be absolute shit.

Thank you, Trump!

Your brain drain is Europe’s gain.

Not your personal brain drain… that one happened during gestation.

“Administration for Healthy America”… Truly a wormed-brain name for a governamental department.

It’s a classic joystick, and works fine. I was being hyperbolic purely in the name of nostalgia. :)

Try Sanjo

Made in Portugal

https://sanjo.pt/en

Oh wow, these idiots are so unbelievably inept. Truly criminally incompetent.

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Quickshot!

The greatest joystick ever made, ever, period. Ever.

Such a classic! I had one with my ZX Spectrum.

Portugal has the oldest tea plantation in Europe, in the Azores. It’s one of the only places in the entire continent with the necessary weather to grow tea. Give it a try.

https://gorreana.pt/en/

Well done and unfortunately cruel, 'cause it left us wanting.

I saw that comment as well and couldn’t agree more.

Papers, please is a gem.

Just 2 weeks ago someone created this fake trailer for the American version of “Papers, please” and I am now bummed this isn’t a real DLC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aI8fOsX3T4

Oh no!

Anyway…

I hope before he dies, Atatürk himself rises from the grave, like a zombie, and fucks him up the ass with his, I’m sure substantial, rotten zombie cock.

Then he can die.

Fine, as long as MAGA is officially considered a brainwashing terrorist cult.

Absolutely!

I envy being a moron hated by millions.

What is this Russophile garbage!?

Good One, Muskrat!

Double down on the nazi rhetoric. It’s been working great for your businesses, hasn’t it?

What a dumb, pathetic little fucker.