They’re a bunch of fucking monkeys, jumping around like savages, scratching their armpits, and throwing shit at the walls. I don’t want to live in a world where people so entirely lack a moral compass that they can cheer on murder as an outlet for their anger.

You think she gets tired of being called a “girl”?

Somehow I doubt that would be the result.

Not a news site, not the article, and it’s inviting you to download code from a Russian site. What could possibly go wrong?

Is the right to state facts not a thing anymore? I thought speech was in the Constitution or something.

I like it an awful lot.

That would be weird. I’m glad that didn’t happen.

Aww, who’s a good kitty?

Oh, like, 12 hours. Maybe 13 or 14. Submariners live on an 18 hour day, not 24.

The pastor I hired to deliver the sermon at my dad’s funeral literally implied that my dad was not “up above” but “down below”. I think it’s because we asked him to keep it non-religious and he was being petty.

On top of a torpedo in a submarine with loud af Navy Seals a few feet away.

There’s an “agrihood” in Cumming, Iowa.

I would’ve bought something if something had caught my eye, but I just don’t need anything…

“too small; didn’t read”

Social problems cannot be solved with technology

“Good fences make good neighbors.”

You go, dawg. Good for you!

Is this because you’re moving into the White House?

I thought cremains would be worse for the tree.

Now that is an idea I’ve not yet heard.

Oxford chooses “brain rot”, a phrase referring to social media, therefore ensuring they trend on social media.