Things that don’t exist are the stuff of conservative nightmares. This story checks out.

I’m sorry but. The. Bed. Never. Ever. Happened. I will die on this molehill.

Where do I find me some non-alcoholic room-temperature 190-proof Everclear?

Literally feel like I got the wind knocked out of me

I used to loooooooooove making fun of people’s names… and I was shamefully old and very gay before I realized I was [saying it’s ok to be] picking on people for something they were essentially born with, over which they had no control, and which will be a strong part of their identity.

When we run out of alphabet, maybe we could settle on something like sexu-else/sexuelse/non-cis-het-hate/sexuallies???

You’re amazing and I appreciate all your hard work and speedy reply. Thank you and thank you.

I didn’t see an issue about custom app icons in [this] the [most amazing] PWA [I’ve ever used]. Is that even possible? Are haptics?

[Keep up the amazing work! I have a mountain of Lemmy apps installed but keep coming back to Voyager.]

I’m down to read your fanfic

All. The. Cars. Look. The. Same. It. Is. Like. The. 1940s. Right. Now.

I’d love to see some sarcastic/ironic eye candy on this figurative and literal highway to hell.

Qui t’autorise à me tutoyer ?

On the other hand, “I’m Blue” by Edna, by Kitboga, is the zenith of human culture.

Mother tells me it’s never too late to abort

Not to worry: we’ll make sure you’re good and dead before we get that organ pumping

Trump called him “a puppet of the radical left”. So no. Absolutely not.

Apologies. Incoherence is my love language.

Wrong. ↑ This is propaganda from the radical leftist Biden regime.

The government and businesses made reforms so that capitalism doesn’t do that anymore. Imagine what kind of hellscape this place’d be if they hadn’t changed when they realized how much human suffering and planetary destruction they were about to cause lmao.

Editing to add that this is sarcasm. Can you imagine “radical leftist Biden”? 😂

It does have a population greater than almost any nation on Earth

I’m liking all the comments saying that [even despite its strong decline in quality], Google’s results are still much better than others’. I’ve been moving around a lot to other search engines lately and thought I’ve been doing something wrong.

My poor doctor