Not here for your pleasure, big man.

Puberty is a trying time, isn’t it ?

Grow up, spend less time on line and more time in your community.

500 years, give or take

Because in Britain we’ve always lacked satirist and sketch writers.

This is so shit.

This is like telling someone with broken leg to walk it off.

Dangerously bad advice.

“I am not the guy that gets you high. That’s my cousin

Honestly thought aeroplanes were bigger

Only language they understand.

Comforting.

Doesn’t mention the world most successful regime changer