this is just fucking sad, holy shit the absolute state of US politics

this shit was so bad it made me feel like an impostor for teaching English while being completely unable to understand what the fuck either of them were saying

but then I saw that all the native speakers in the chat were equally confused, so I think I’m good for now

yes, but she still can’t beat the boaters

Well, if it’s done poorly or comes out of a Turkish coffee machine, then it’s probably going to be garbage. What was your experience with it? I had it from a machine once and it was absolutely disgusting, but I frankly blame the machine for that.

In my knowledge, the biggest issue with proper Turkish coffee is that it’s really finicky and hard to get the grind just right, because it’s way finer than most consumer-grade grinders can actually manage to grind. So, since you have much coarser grinds in the cup, they won’t tend to stick together like fine grinds, and will drift into your mouth more easily. The coffee will also not be extracted as thoroughly, so you won’t experience the full flavor.

I hope one day to have the authentic Turkish coffee experience, and by that I mean having coffee in Turkey that’s made by a street vendor with a big bowl full of sand where they heat up the cezve and boil the coffee three times as is apparently the tradition!

Finished tapering off of lithium, started Wellbutrin three weeks ago. I simply NEED an app to remind me to take my medicine.

Also, I need to remember to confirm taking it in the app as soon as I take it, preferably before I take it again because I saw the notification and forgot that I’d already taken it before.

In my opinion, all ADHD medicine should be delivered automatically via Harkonnen hunter-killer drone so that you are literally unable to forget it.

I didn’t know that was a serious condition! I’m shocked!

yup, here’s your pointy dunce hat

setting up a news alert for articles containing keywords “Sam Mohawk”, “dead”, “apparent” and “suicide”

The empty space between this motherfucker’s ears is the real life five and a half minute hallway

These fuckers really think that summarizing a novel’s plot is the same as “breaking it down”. Absolutely zero media literacy. To make it worse, they are proud of their illiteracy, even smug about it; “there you go, a breakdown of the novel. Easy. GPT does it all. QED.”

You’re a really stable genius, eh? Want some cofeeve with your hamberder? Or a syringe with detergent to cure your COVID? Want a ride in my new electric battery shark boat? Can YOU divert hurricanes with a nuke and a sharpie? Should POTUS salute North Korean Generals in public? Or perform fellatio on Putin at Helsinki in front of the entire world? Did Trump beat Obama in 2020? BING! BING! BING! BING! NIKKI! NIKKI! NIKKI!

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well, he’s entirely correct, just not in the way that he thinks

Wow, what unexpected and impressive results! Now surely all succdem parties will do what they wanted to do all along and take a sharp turn to the left, right? After all, I’m sure that’s what they wanted to do all along, but had simply been trying to avoid alienating voters by moving to the right.

huh, it said the same thing about me, in the same mocking tone… interesting

I wonder how the mods get access to our individual thoughts like that, it’s uncanny

shamelessly cribbed from here

infamous chest

lol why are people like this? how do people say this kind of shit with a straight face? this is pathetic

they used to have that in the m&m’s page because the green one was so hot, but then woke ruined it and now anyone can enter the page