jargoggles

Netanyahu has gone on record saying he has helped prop Hamas up in order to sow division between Gaza and the West Bank.

Hamas is now a convenient excuse to further colonize Gaza. Israel knew about the 10/7 attack more than a week in advance.

Calling the cops when you have a problem is a great way to have two problems.

Where’s the goddamn water slide?

Of course not. In the US, you have the freedom to choose how you worship the One True Religion™.

We’ve finally discovered a solution to climate change that Republicans can get on board with.

If your mascots aren’t horrifying, can you really even call yourself family-friendly?

I enjoyed Bullet Train and Equilibrium.

A much harder stipulation is that it needs to be below a 60% audience score, too. I haven’t found any there, yet, but it feels like it’s more in line with the idea that the movie needs to be unpopular.

Always relevant whenever this monster is mentioned:

“Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking. Witness what Henry did in Cambodia – the fruits of his genius for statesmanship – and you will never understand why he’s not sitting in the dock at The Hague next to Milošević.”

• Anthony Bourdain

Never commit more than two crimes at a time unless they’re fucking rad.

Salt and anything sweet. Salt is a flavor enhancer and can make sweet flavors pop even more.

There’s nothing democratic about the Supreme Court, especially the illegitimate one we currently have.