Everything on a computer is just fancy word processing. Who needs more than a text editor?

Sounds like biodynamic farming would fit pretty well in the Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology.

Biodynamic agriculture is a form of alternative agriculture based on pseudoscientific and esoteric concepts initially developed in 1924

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The approach considers that there are lunar and astrological influences on soil and plant development—for example, choosing to plant, cultivate, or harvest various crops based on both the phase of the moon and the zodiacal constellation the moon is passing through

Don’t cook raw beans in a slow cooker. It doesn’t get hot enough.

All found with AI, you haters. And Linus complains the mailing list is too busy… with bugs.

All found with my infinite set of monkeys on typewriters.

It’s funny how almost all the AI services out there seem to have forgotten to publish any precision/recall stats.

I think just watching someone you know and trust eat these things and look like they’re enjoying it would be enough to convince almost anyone.

I don’t think human communities were as individualistic and distrusting as ours are now.

I don’t think they have enough electricity to run hospitals properly, let alone charge EVs.

I think the best sign that it is a monopoly is the enshittification of all of their products, and yet people keep paying for it.

Amazon is pro-climate change.

And what happens if they break that agreement? A fine? That’s insufficient.

Cash won’t do much good when there’s nothing to be bought at any price. Better than nothing, I guess.

People often seem to be of the opinion that crisis is black and white, all or nothing, but there is a real sliding scale of disaster. Cash works pretty well for crises like ATMs going down, blackouts, internet outages, etc.

Why didn’t you remove the server? This would have saved valuble money.

no man, friends are not meant to be “unknowingly eat cum off your friend’s partners lips” close

Gatekeeping the bounds of all friendships I see ;)

Being told you’re a lucky guy to have the girl you’re with is pretty much the height of cishet male-to-male compliments

I personally would be more likely to interpret that as being told I’m not good enough for her. But that’s just me.

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

This is disturbing.

You’re absolutely right, I did just pipe the output from my confabulation unit through to /dev/stdin.

I mean there are schemes similar to this targeted at women. There’s no obligation of them to consider under-represented groups of men — I don’t really see any difference in what this charity is doing.

I am sure you can do nothing wrong, but there is such a thing as being respectful of others experiences.

I also wonder how many shipowners and insurers will be happy to let their ships enter past the strait into the gulf if they’re not 100% confident they’ll be able to get back out again. If it happens once, the chances of it happening again generally increase.