To Screener: “I’m concerned about my second amendment rights being taken by ICE”

To Gramma BoeBoe: “You never gave me a handjob after I voted for you”

Guys, I’m starting to wonder if trump and his cabinet are, y’know, outrageously fucking stupid.

Hey kids, remember, Ted Nugent never smoked pot.

Um. So, there’s that.

I’m a skeerd

Quintupling down on “nuh-uh” to see what happens.

YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

Fascism is fucking gross.

We was jus’ touriss, wunnit?!

Is it ironic this is coming from the NYT?

Some of trumps most important supporters?

This shitstain (sorry, Carlson I mean specifcally here) got fired for being such a complete tool and he packed up and moved to russia and he’s still being watched by anyone?

A trump toadie sucking russia’s thong? nooooo, it can’t be.

Goddamned disgraceful.

Sorry. I get it.

Good thing our dipshit family and neighbors don’t know what a demagogue is.

*boop*

Mmmm I dunno, this might damage their otherwise spotless reputation.

Way to look like dipshits, Americans.

I’d a called 'em Chazzwozzers

They’re already tired of winning!

Don’t forget! Treasury is on the call too!

For . . . some reason.

Dude. I’m totally letting the quokkas in.

To think! And what’s next then? The dreaded SLAM??!