Hey republiQan women - a new vista! A new opportunity to damage the quality of life for all your countrywomen - for the forseeable future - possibly permanently! Just vote like you always do! (Ha ha! I know we don’t have to tell you that. You’re very reliable!)
Oh! uhhh . . mmmigrant caravan! Umm . . . don’t say gay! . . . uhh . . and so on. You know the words.
Brilliant. Unfortunately the insurance lobby owns Congress.
Hey - we should get our own lobby and outbribe them
You’ve got racist/fascist pieces of shit who aren’t nazis? What are they, lazy? 😄
I . . didn’t, I made it through the timeline - is that from the wiki?
Anyway, it’s relevant because . . . they really really like the ten commandments? Or was there something about their interpretation of them or something? Or just that they’re religious nutballs.
I mean the Gideons would pass out bibles on the street corner, which is so not of interest to me, but it doesn’t seem particularly nefarious either (not that it isn’t mixed up with something nefarious, somewhere). It’s an old-timey thing groups would do, hand out “their materials”. It is still unconstitutional to put them in schools and the courtroom, but if they want to put them anywhere they can - ok, i guess?
Like, I expected Louisiana’s idiocy in publishing eleven commandments came from this group, or possibly that there were more hilarious mistakes in there. But neither seems to be the case.
“Socsaaaaaaaaaaa!!”
Don’t tell me what his political affiliation i- oh, they did. Well. No surprise.
That is the weirdest hair, i think, possible.
May the fleas of 1000 camels infest their armpits
“Must. . .help. . . trump. . . win . . Ah”
Just standard Pooty-poot simping MAGA Qult materials. Nothing of note really.
Justice “No Votes For You!” Roberts strikes again
Good answers here, I’d just add that there are occasional threats like the crazy xz utils backdoor or hardware vulns with Intel, etc., in a practical sense not much to really do there, so just practice good security habits and party on.
Could they shorten it up a little? I’m not big on these wordy detailed answers. ;)
The “getting high and felt up while cranking some dude’s hog in a crowded theatre full of children” scandal.
Corporate News: ahhhh let’s just say ‘vaping’. More people will vote for her that way.
Is he gonna show up all slimy like that?
Christ, man, BUY A TOWEL
Trump personally chose to keep documents containing some of the nation’s most highly guarded secrets in cardboard boxes along with a collection of other personally chosen keepsakes of various sizes and shapes from his presidency—newspapers, thank you notes, Christmas ornaments, magazines, clothing, and photographs of himself and others. At the end of his presidency, he took his cluttered collection of keepsakes to Mar-a-Lago, his personal residence and social club, where the boxes traveled from one readily accessible location to another—a public ballroom, an office space, a bathroom, and a basement storage room. After they landed in stacks in the storage room, several boxes fell and splayed their contents on the floor; and boxes were moved to Trump’s residence on more than one occasion so he could review and pick through them.
Against this backdrop of the haphazard manner in which Trump chose to maintain his boxes, he now claims that the precise order of the items within the boxes when they left the White House was critical to his defense, and, what’s more, that FBI agents executing the search warrant in August 2022 should have known that.
Almost like nothing matters and what if it did
Huh. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fraternal_Order_of_Eagles
Well, they’re weird, but don’t seem to be particularly evil or anything. I think pulling it verbatim from a supreme court case with the hope the SCOTUS would “have” to allow it makes sense as a stupid idea LA republiQans had. I don’t think it’s some kind of KKK thing, or if it is, it’s not obvious. Edit: Just saw the OP quote where yeah its explicitly racist, or “was”.
More like a run-of-the-mill faux-Masonic thing like Rotary Club, Elks, Gideons, whatever. Not my jam, but not as horrifyingly batshit as Qanon or the republiQan party proper either.
They are big on the ten commandments though which - as a private club if they wanna hand out ten commandment tshirts or whatever, sure, knock yourselves out.
It’s the “don’t say gay” poison pill in the bill that’s worse than where they got their hilarious “eleven” commandments unconstitutional garbage.
Nuh uh because facts don’t matter
And if he pled (or, if you’re one of those ‘pleaded’ people) to that, I wonder what he wanted to avoid coming up in a trial.